Situations I Find Extremely Uncomfortable

1. When you're not the aisle seat on the plane and you really have to use the bathroom. I wait until the moment I'm going to explode to excuse myself. Why? I couldn't tell you.
2. Waiting for the elevator with other people. Especially if they're good looking... why can't I talk to them? I'm a nice girl!
3. When someone comes out of the bathroom and gives you a dirty look when you're about to go in. Honestly, dirty looks in general.
4. Holding the door open for someone and they don't say thank you. Ha, fuck you.
5. When you're in a Fitbit challenge and haven't moved all day, and everyone in the challenge can see you have zero steps.
6. When your best friend fucks someone you've fucked and had feelings for.
7. When you're in the bathroom with people you're friendly with and all the sudden you're taking a shit.
8. When you're running towards the elevator to make it, but you see some selfish bitch clicking on the close button and make it anyway - very awkward elevator ride.
9. Masturbation.
10. When you're stuck behind a clump of people walking extremely slow.
1. Actually, walking in NYC on any given day.
11. When you smile at someone and they don't smile back. Seriously, if you do this, then fuck you.